Title: Writers Block + Chocolate = Bad
Copyright: Rachel Lynn, 2000
Disclaimer: Yeah, copyright, me, except for the charactors...those are Joss'...except for mine....i belong to Willow. heh ;-)
Summery: I dont know, its silly, wrote in the middle of a writers block...response to a challenge.
Email: VampLynn@hotmail.com

"I swear to God, im gunna hurt you." Angel spat out though clenched teeth.

"That'd be so outta charactor for you, Angel." Lindsey replied, grinning.

"Not really. I protect innocents only."

"Now thats not a nice thing to say...what would Willow say?" Lindsey asked.

"Leave her outta this!" Angel shouted, "She has nothing to do with you and this...cursed machine!" Angel jumped out of his chair, tore the plugs out of the wall, and tossed the computer out the window. Angel watched it fall and break as it hit the pavement. Lindsey shook his head.

"You know, you didnt have to do that. You could have simply turned it off." Angel glared at him. "Besides...is it my fault YOU read MY email?"

"You didnt have to say that stuff about me."

"Aww..did i hurt your feelings?" Lindsey mocked him. "Anyways...you wont believe who my new client has sired."

Angel sighed. "Who?"

"Eminem. You know, that rapper.." Lindsey laughed.

Angel couldnt help but chuckle. "Seems fitting."

Just then, the door opened and in walked Cordelia. "Oh My God!" Lindsey exclaimed and covered his eyes. "Im blind!"

Cordy glared at him. "What? Hot pink is the 'in' thing!" she gestured at her hot pink dress.

Angel grinned as Lindsey got up and walked around the room, pretending to be blind. Fumbling around with his eyes closed, he didnt notice another enter the room, until he grabbed at something...leather. Funny....Angel and Cordy arent wearing leather.....he opened his eyes. "Rachel!"

"I always knew you had a thing for me, Lindsey." Rachel grinned as Lindsey released her from his grasp. Rach was a client of Lindsey's (of the vampire variety).

"Sorry...were you looking for me?" Lindsey asked, suddenly serious.

"No, i came here to see Angel...trying to turn him back to our side...of course i came to see you! Im in some trouble with someone....come with me?"

"Umm, ok." Lindsey reluctently agreed. "Later guys."

Rach turned without a word and led Lindsey out the door.


"Oh Goddess...its snowing!!" Willow exclaimed, jumping up from her spot on the couch.

"Snow? In LA? Is that possible??" Lindsey followed Willow to the window and wrapped his arms around her waist.

"Who cares? Its beautiful."

"I agree." Lindsey kissed Willow's neck. He felt her pulse point and whispered in her ear, "I bet your blood is sweet."

She giggled, "But your not a vampire!"

"Thats not the point.." he chuckled and kissed her neck again. "I bet you taste sweet everywhere.."

"Would you like to find out?"

(sorry, im not a good smut writer...use your imagination)

"Wasnt me."

Angel heard her before he saw her. "Who then?"

Rach stepped out of the darkness. "Lindsey."

Angel looked over at Kate's dead body. "Lindsey, huh? Looks like its time for a one on one with Willow's new boy toy..."


"Your so bad! Why do you say those things?" Willow glanced teasingly at Lindsey.

He sighed. "The truth?" Willow nodded, "No one else takes this shit from me." Willow laughed. "Besides, not like they dont say some bad things about me."

"They're just overprotective..you know..big brothers." Willow wished Spike, Angel and Lindsey would get along. They were the most important people in her life, and they hated each others guts.

"Here." Lindsey put a piece of bacon in Willow's mouth.

"Oh Goddess!" Willow covered her mouth in shock. Lindsey laughed. "Lindsey! Im Jewish!"

"Just try it..."

Willow reluctantly chewed, then swallowed. "Actually...it isnt half bad..." she said, swiping another piece. Lindsey grinned. The door opened and Angel walked in.

"Lindsey, can i talk to you? Alone? Willow? Are you eating bacon?" Angel asked.

Willow just smiled as Lindsey led Angel to another part of the apartment that the 4 shared.

"What is it, Angel?"

"I just wanted to thank you." Angel looked from the ground, to Lindsey's eyes, and back to the ground again.

"Excuse me?" he thought he heard wrong.

"I wanted to thank you...Rachel told me..that you were the one...who killed Kate."

Lindsey looked at him in shock. "Thank me? Your not gunna yell or kill me or banish me to hell or something??"



"Truth....she got on my nerves." Angel said, turning around and walking out the door.

"Well...that was unexpected."


"RACHEL!!!!!!!! MY MOM WANTS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" Kristel yelled through my door. I awoke with a start. Whoa...what a strange dream...thats it....no more chocolate before bed.

THE END (yea yea, it sucked, i know.)