Title: Writers Block + Chocolate = Bad
Copyright: Rachel Lynn, 2000
Disclaimer: Yeah, copyright, me, except for the charactors...those
are Joss'...except for mine....i belong to Willow. heh ;-)
Summery: I dont know, its silly, wrote in the middle of a writers
block...response to a challenge.
Email: VampLynn@hotmail.com
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"I swear to God, im gunna hurt you." Angel spat out though clenched
teeth.
"That'd be so outta charactor for you, Angel." Lindsey replied,
grinning.
"Not really. I protect innocents only."
"Now thats not a nice thing to say...what would Willow say?" Lindsey
asked.
"Leave her outta this!" Angel shouted, "She has nothing to do with
you and this...cursed machine!" Angel jumped out of his chair, tore
the plugs out of the wall, and tossed the computer out the window.
Angel watched it fall and break as it hit the pavement. Lindsey shook
his head.
"You know, you didnt have to do that. You could have simply turned it
off." Angel glared at him. "Besides...is it my fault YOU read MY
email?"
"You didnt have to say that stuff about me."
"Aww..did i hurt your feelings?" Lindsey mocked him. "Anyways...you
wont believe who my new client has sired."
Angel sighed. "Who?"
"Eminem. You know, that rapper.." Lindsey laughed.
Angel couldnt help but chuckle. "Seems fitting."
Just then, the door opened and in walked Cordelia. "Oh My God!"
Lindsey exclaimed and covered his eyes. "Im blind!"
Cordy glared at him. "What? Hot pink is the 'in' thing!" she gestured
at her hot pink dress.
Angel grinned as Lindsey got up and walked around the room,
pretending to be blind. Fumbling around with his eyes closed, he
didnt notice another enter the room, until he grabbed at
something...leather. Funny....Angel and Cordy arent wearing
leather.....he opened his eyes. "Rachel!"
"I always knew you had a thing for me, Lindsey." Rachel grinned as
Lindsey released her from his grasp. Rach was a client of Lindsey's
(of the vampire variety).
"Sorry...were you looking for me?" Lindsey asked, suddenly serious.
"No, i came here to see Angel...trying to turn him back to our
side...of course i came to see you! Im in some trouble with
someone....come with me?"
"Umm, ok." Lindsey reluctently agreed. "Later guys."
Rach turned without a word and led Lindsey out the door.
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LATER
"Oh Goddess...its snowing!!" Willow exclaimed, jumping up from her
spot on the couch.
"Snow? In LA? Is that possible??" Lindsey followed Willow to the
window and wrapped his arms around her waist.
"Who cares? Its beautiful."
"I agree." Lindsey kissed Willow's neck. He felt her pulse point and
whispered in her ear, "I bet your blood is sweet."
She giggled, "But your not a vampire!"
"Thats not the point.." he chuckled and kissed her neck again. "I bet
you taste sweet everywhere.."
"Would you like to find out?"
(sorry, im not a good smut writer...use your imagination)
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MEANWHILE
"Wasnt me."
Angel heard her before he saw her. "Who then?"
Rach stepped out of the darkness. "Lindsey."
Angel looked over at Kate's dead body. "Lindsey, huh? Looks like its
time for a one on one with Willow's new boy toy..."
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"Your so bad! Why do you say those things?" Willow glanced teasingly
at Lindsey.
He sighed. "The truth?" Willow nodded, "No one else takes this shit
from me." Willow laughed. "Besides, not like they dont say some bad
things about me."
"They're just overprotective..you know..big brothers." Willow wished
Spike, Angel and Lindsey would get along. They were the most
important people in her life, and they hated each others guts.
"Here." Lindsey put a piece of bacon in Willow's mouth.
"Oh Goddess!" Willow covered her mouth in shock. Lindsey
laughed. "Lindsey! Im Jewish!"
"Just try it..."
Willow reluctantly chewed, then swallowed. "Actually...it isnt half
bad..." she said, swiping another piece. Lindsey grinned. The door
opened and Angel walked in.
"Lindsey, can i talk to you? Alone? Willow? Are you eating bacon?"
Angel asked.
Willow just smiled as Lindsey led Angel to another part of the
apartment that the 4 shared.
"What is it, Angel?"
"I just wanted to thank you." Angel looked from the ground, to
Lindsey's eyes, and back to the ground again.
"Excuse me?" he thought he heard wrong.
"I wanted to thank you...Rachel told me..that you were the one...who
killed Kate."
Lindsey looked at him in shock. "Thank me? Your not gunna yell or
kill me or banish me to hell or something??"
"No."
"Why?"
"Truth....she got on my nerves." Angel said, turning around and
walking out the door.
"Well...that was unexpected."
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"RACHEL!!!!!!!! MY MOM WANTS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" Kristel yelled through
my door. I awoke with a start. Whoa...what a strange dream...thats
it....no more chocolate before bed.
THE END (yea yea, it sucked, i know.)