TITLE: Locker Room
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Xander was running late. Gym class was over and he still hadn't
showered. The gym teacher had asked him to stay after. Even the gym
teacher thought he was a moron. Xander quickly took off his gym stuff
and got ready to shower when he heard a bunch of jocks talking.
"Oh come on, Jake. " One guy said.
"No really. I swear I heard it from a reliable source." A second guy
"Probably Cordelia. You know she hates Willow. " A third pointed
Xander recognized the three guys. They were the three most popular
guys in school. Of course they were jocks. Xander hated jocks. They
could be stupid as hell and yet they were fawned over by most
The first jock who's name was Paul White spoke, "They hatred of each
other is legendary."
"It wasn't Cordelia." The second guy named Jake Johnson answered.
"Then who?" The third guy, Mike Sticks asked.
"I can't tell you, but I can tell you that it's true. Willow is a
Xander felt his heart clench. These guys were talking trash about his
best friend. Xander was tempted to go over to them and make them take
it back. Then he thought better of it. These guys would wipe the
floor with him. He'd tell Buffy, and let HER beat the crap out of
"And that's not even the best part." Jake paused for a minute, "You
know the blonde chick, Cordy calls a psycho?"
"Yeah, her name is Buffy or something." Paul answered.
"Yeah her. She's and Willow are all hot and heavy."
Well there goes telling Buffy, Xander thought. She'd kill these guys.
Xander didn't want that on his conscious. Xander waited until the
jocks had left and then quickly got dress. He'd have to skip the
shower today. He was already way late for his next class.
As he walked to class he thought about the conversation. It was just
too weird. How could anyone think Willow and Buffy were lovers? Yeah
they were close. They were very close. Best friends even, but
lovers? Nah. No way.
Xander continued to walk to class. There is no way they are lovers.